User blog:JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway/BIGGEST INTERNET REGRETS (LLAU)

Welcome to the fourth season of LLAU, which stands for:

Let's

Learn

About

You

Close enough. Last week I asked you guys: What are your biggest Internet-related regrets? Here are your best answers.

Over on the Fiction Foundry Discord server, we got some good answers. Series veteran Thatstuff said that changing his name was his biggest regret because he was tired that day and named himself, and, I quote:

Positron something something

My main man Coldcherrii answered with "University" and initially I raised suspicion at this answer because it wasn't internet-related (directly), so I asked him to elaborate. He then explained to me that he was instead referring to his 2014 masterpiece, University. I have preserved the first episode on Scrapworkz Wiki and you can see it here… and, yeah, it's just pretty dull and awful. Here are some highlights:

''Tiffany: Oh...f--k..they are rules.

Chambers:...Swearing is allowed, but don't use it too excessively, Miss Evans.

''Tiffany: [Gives Chambers the middle finger]

''Beth: I thought I would be the first one to do that.

''Tiffany: You thought wrong, cum-basket slut.

''Beth: What the f--king hell did you say!?

''Tiffany: CUM-BASKET SLUT. ''

That's just one excerpt of a running piece of dialogue as well, Jesus. It plays out like a raunchy teenage romcom (with rapey under-more-like-overtones) and yeah I really can't stand reading this. Good choice, Cherrii. Let's move onto JAS'S PAD, and wow, we got some doozies because these seem to just be beef between friends. Ian said he regretted joining a Happy Tree Friends server whilst Joey said this about his "friend" Godly:

''I suppose my biggest online mistake was trusting godly, as yes I did meet a few people in his server, but he's an asshole who leaked my online info, "exposed" me over a game of fortnite, and he immediately trashed my friend Spuffy's server just because "it was more active". He's caused drama with me for a year and I'm glad to get rid of him.''

I'm going to stay neutral, because this show is purposefully unbiased... for the most part. Oh, and both Squidinator and Xnader talked about this guy called "Bowdown" who I asked them to elaborate with and I'm just gonna give you the screencap because this is a f---ing big'un.



TL;DR: An egotistical SpongeBob fan doxxes people, sends death threats and brags about watching child pornography. Sounds just like a normal day, am I right, fellas?